Late last night I was browsing Facebook, and came across a quiz some of my friends had taken: "What Famous Literary Character Are You?" Obviously I was unable to resist, and I took the quiz, which ranged from ethical questions to questions about your love life. Now here's the real shocker: apparently, since I like parties, gossip, and don't want to die young...I am Dorian Gray. Is it wrong to be horrified and embarrassed by a Facebook quiz? Please tell me I'm not "a vain, self-absorbed, wicked person."
On the plus side, though, I love Oscar Wilde.